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virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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sillyamericans:

crimsonamanda:

This could be us but it can’t because I’m fat.

I think you meant to put

This could be us but it can’t because I’m FABULOUS and you can’t seem to FATHOM how awesome I am

crimsonamanda

crimsonamanda:

This could be us but it can’t because I’m fat.

I think you meant to put

This could be us but it can’t because I’m FABULOUS and you can’t seem to FATHOM how awesome I am

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

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